Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Tiger Woods to Return

The womanizing, vicodin addicted jungle cat will make his return to a well landscaped field at Augusta to hit balls with metal sticks on April 8th. Nacho Donut is working on getting a press pass to cover the event. If Tiger had not been married, he would be considered a pimp but since he was married he is considered the biggest asshole on Earth. He has obviously made some big mistakes but getting married was his biggest. If you want to bang whores across the country that is your right but 

[Via http://nachodonut.wordpress.com]

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